don’t worry. he’s a professional.
Know what’s NOT happening today?
You know what’s not happening on Saturday?
Do you know what’s not happening EVER?
You know what’s happening tomorrow?
BITCH IT MIGHT BE
I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.
Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!
it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe
he’s not even using magic or anything
So I was watching Star Trek and Spock just started sobbing math problems
i fucking can’t
[when asked about Mai's training] In my mind, her training came from boredom. It's more or less self-taught. She's our interpretation of a stereotypical goth teenager or something and I just imagined her in her dark bedroom throwing stuff into the wall. It just grew out of this boredom.
The Salem witch trials were a series of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of witchcraft in colonial Massachusetts, between February 1692 and May 1693.“And now Nineteen persons having been hang’d, and one prest to death, and Eight more condemned, in all Twenty and Eight, of which above a third part were Members of some of the Churches of N. England, and more than half of them of a good Conversation in general, and not one clear’d; about Fifty having confest themselves to be Witches, of which not one Executed; above an Hundred and Fifty in Prison, and Two Hundred more acccused; the Special Commision of Oyer and Terminer comes to a period,…”—Robert Calef
When I was reading The Crucible in my English class, I was always asked if I was like Abigail Williams, considering that my name is Abigail.. It was quite awkward to be honest
I played Mercy Lewis in my drama exam. We did Artaudian theatre, which is really surreal and has heavy influence over Theatre of Cruelty. We were in an all-girls group, so we could only do specific scenes, but when we rehearsed, it was so eerie that one of the boys in another group refused to be in the room whenever we rehearsed. We never spoke to each other outside of drama class, but we became so in sync that on a few occasions, we all started humming the song we used at the same time. It was really creepy!
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
yes to all of this
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.